Smooth Insertions Only
Fast ropes. Slow pours.
$49.99Free US shipping over $75. Two shirts get you there.
Pick your size
- Made when you order it. 2 to 7 business days to make, then 6 to 9 to ship.
- 30 days to send it back. Unworn, tags on.
- Tracking on every order. Ships in the USA only.
About this one
Smooth Insertions Only brings air-assault attitude to the tropics, dropping helicopters and fast-roping troops into an island landscape of palms, mountains, and open water. The black-and-white pattern keeps things sharp while the artwork makes sure nobody mistakes this for another boring button-down.
Built for air-assault veterans, military reunions, retirement parties, range weekends, and anyone who appreciates a well-executed entrance.
Clear the landing zone. Claim a barstool.
Smooth landings. Questionable exits.
Fits like a good time.
Four things to know before you wear one out.
- Stretch fabric
Light and stretchy. 88% polyester, 12% spandex.
- Spread collar
Sits open and flat. No tie has ever touched it.
- Easy care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Drip dry. No bleach.
- No pockets
Nothing to sag, snag, or cut the print in half. Your drink goes in your hand.
This one, out of the house.
Got a photo in yours? Send it in and you might end up on this page.
Send a photoMade to order. Worth the wait.
Nobody prints your shirt until you ask for it. Here's how long it takes, in business days.
- 2-7days to make itPrinted, cut, and sewn for you.
- 6-9days to ship itWith tracking, anywhere in the USA.
- 8-16days, door to doorThen it's on your back. Plan on it.
Next round.
Grab a second one and shipping's on us.
How do they fit?+
Regular fit, true to size. Order what you normally wear, XS through 4XL. The has the inches if you want to check.
How long until it shows up?+
8 to 16 business days from order to doorstep. Each shirt takes 2 to 7 business days to make and another 6 to 9 to ship. These are estimates, so if you've got a vacation, game day or big night coming up, order early. Your tracking number comes by email when it ships.
What does shipping cost?+
Free in the US on orders over $75, and two shirts clears that. Under $75, you see the rate at checkout before you pay.
Can I send it back?+
Yes. You have 30 days from delivery. It has to be unworn and unwashed, with the tags on. Send me a message first and I'll tell you where to send it. Return shipping is on you, unless the mistake is ours.
Can I change or cancel my order?+
No. Your shirt goes to print as soon as you order, so it can't be changed or canceled. If it's ever running later than I said, I'll tell you and you can cancel for a full refund. Check the before you check out.
What if my shirt shows up damaged or wrong?+
That's on me. If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or isn't what you ordered, send me a message with your order number and a photo. I'll make it right with a replacement or a refund, at no cost to you.
Do you ship outside the US?+
No. USA only.
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