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  • Smooth Insertions Only - Booze Buddies
  • Smooth Insertions Only - Booze Buddies
  • Smooth Insertions Only - Booze Buddies

Smooth Insertions Only

Regular price $49.99
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This ain’t a vacation shirt.

Black and white airborne assault pattern packed with helicopters fast-roping troops onto tropical islands — palm trees, mountains, and ocean everywhere.

Built for the man who trains hard and inserts smooth.

Whether you’re jumping into combat or just hitting the beach — do it with precision.

Smooth insertions only.


Size

Built for Real Life

Made with a premium 88% polyester / 12% spandex blend, it’s soft, stretchy, breathable, and built to move with you — whether you’re at the beach, bar, or backyard BBQ. The modern spread collar gives it a sharp look while keeping that laid-back tropical feel.

Fade-resistant, quick-drying, and party-proof. Because your shirt should handle just as much as you do.

The shirt

  • PREMIUM FABRIC

    88% Polyester / 12% Spandex blend delivers the perfect mix of comfort, stretch, and durability. Lightweight, breathable, and built for all-day wear.
  • SPREAD COLLAR STYLE

    Modern spread collar gives you a sharp, polished look while keeping that relaxed tropical vibe.
  • SIZES FOR EVERY BUDDY

    Available from XS to 4XL. Designed to fit real bodies and real lifestyles.
  • EASY CARE

    Machine wash cold. Low iron. No bleach. Drip dry. Built to survive the party.
  • BUILT FOR THE GOOD TIMES

    Lightweight, quick-drying, and comfortable enough to wear from sunrise happy hour to last call.
  • DURABLE & PARTY PROOF

    Fade-resistant prints and tough fabric that can survive washing, sweating, and spilling drinks all night long.

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Hell yes. Lightweight, quick-drying, and breathable — perfect for tropical heat, Florida summers, and anywhere else you’re sweating and partying.

  • We offer 30-day returns on unworn shirts (with tags still on). Just shoot us a message and we’ll make it right. No drama.

  • We hand-print every shirt to order.
    Production: 2–7 business days
    Shipping: 3–7 business days

  • Nope. We use high-quality all-over printing that holds up wash after wash. Just follow the care instructions: cold wash, low iron, no bleach, drip dry.